Things That Will Get You Rejected From an NYC Nightclub
NYC Nightclub doormen can be picky about who they let in. If you are keen to get into one of the city’s most in demand nightlife spots– you’re going to have to learn to avoid making any of these common nightlife mistakes.
or- as I call them, ‘ nightlife no nos’
Here are 8 things that you should never do in a nightclub.
How Not to Get Into New York City Nightclubs
Wear Business Casual
Business casual may be able to get you ‘into’ a sweet job as a mid-tier corporate stooge- but it definitely won’t get you into an exclusive NYC nightclub. Leave the khakis where they belong – in your grandfather’s closet….Peace, Love Gap!
Be Excessively Timid
“Shyness is nice and- Shyness can stop you- From doing all the things in life- You’d like to” – Morrissey
… Confidence is key! Just listen to Morrissey
Wear Baggy Clothing
We understand that the economy is tough right now. But, a night out at an NYC nightclub is not the time to bust out your big bro’s hand me downs. Make sure whatever you wear fits.
Let Your Ego Do the Talking
We are not a fan of mandatory coat check. But mandatory ego check? – that is something we can get behind
This isn’t the Serengeti- and you are not a wildebeest, no aggressive behavior please
Try Too Hard
Remember, desperation is a stinky cologne. Do a quick smell test before you leave the house
Sport Ed Hardy
Sorry, Ed Hardy is not on the list.
So before you head out tonight– give yourself a quick check and make sure that you are not guilty of any of these nightlight no nos.